The way the head of the perilous poultry moves in relation to the body is disconcerting. Why've you got to wave that thing around in public. He's pretty sure that if it was big enough it would try to eat him. The most embarrassing part of all of this is that he could take it in an actual fight, but if you use magic to take down a chicken, you're definitely a loser even if you win.

Okay, so this guy's name is Annie. A little on the cute side, but he can't find it that embarrassing if he's putting it on his storefront.

"You're a baker? I wouldn't have landed on that if I'd had ten tries to guess! How much kneading do you do to end up with those?!"

He flexes and points to where biceps would be on him if they were at all visible. He's got baggy sleeves which mean that there's plausible deniability that he might possibly have a slim chance of having some.